I wasn’t planning on running naked through the woods. It’s just I didn’t want to be caught by her father.
Her father that trained vicious attack dogs.
I shouldn’t have snuck in last night. I shouldn’t have made out with her.
I really shouldn’t have stayed after and fallen asleep.
Some might say lesson learned, but I’m guessing those people aren’t currently being chased through the woods by dogs.
Man, I really hate bushes. Their branches are freaking sharp.